I am 99% sure I killed the cricket.

Also, I like using the word skivvies. A lot. I'm going to use it, and sound like I do when I holler at 11-year-olds with cellphones to GET OFF MY LAWN! (Isn't that annoying? How much use for a cellphone can you have at 11? And isn't it awful when school lets out early, and there's a bunch of them all over the ( Read more... )